THE ....
SIMPSONS...
http://www.ign.com/articles/2014/08/21/the-top-25-simpsons-episodes?utm_source=IGN%20hub%20page&utm_medium=IGN%20%28front%20page%29&utm_content=1&utm_campaign=Coverstory
oh yes.
totals.
Tuesday, September 8, 2015
Saturday, August 29, 2015
QUESTION OF THE FEM CORPUS DOMINGUS HOMEOSAPIEN
ok, lets start off with a blunt statement.
WUT DAh FLYIN' FUCK IZ WRANG WIT GURLS ??
i mean come the fluck onn.
when the hell did i miss all this. its some trick, right?
it has to be.
this has happened to me A-LOT!
a very lot.
what do i speak of, you ask?
well, let's see.
I am brandon. Howdy, hello gutentag.
ok fuck up the mouth for a sec.
girls the subject here.
I am a mensa, formed mind and my speech is adequate enough to lure any female of a sound
mentality.
it's not that hard. Speak some pleastantries, don't act like a dick and goal achieved.
they will almost eat out of your hand.
so... why is it they act so freaking serious all the time!!
or are they just weak as fuck?
i mean really REALLY weak.
like a pebble hits them in the ankle, they cry and run home, lock the door and never go outside the rest of the day?
WHAT.
ok. makes no sense.
i speak for however long. days, weeks. months... EVEN YEARS.
i make a comment they find unformidable in even the slightest way ...
AND POOF..
g'bye Brandon!
I AM SERIUS.
ha, you get it? cuz of my previous statement about girls being too serious.
I mean , i laugh all the time. i joke all the time.
I am the sickest mofo this side of the planet. Aliens want to get down to earth and make a greeting, i walk right up and join them.
but ..yea. I am not actually MAD? i mean i dont think i am.
I am a mental sickness as of quality to the Joker.
yes, yes.
but...
girls..
they are as sensitive as a ..hm thats a hard one.
Ok brandon 2. take a step right in there.
COME ON.
well.... girls are delicate flowers and want to be treated with respect, kindness and mutual understanding. NO pressures and harsh words plus they are protected by parents since their earliest of years and it brings them up to be adults with dignified accordance.
0____________o
i....
uhm
-kicks in the gut-
he spiraled back into the hole in the wall.
THAT'S why i dont want brandon 2 around. He's as bad as they are.
PSH, the simpleton.
anyways. where was I.
Yes. girls suck! the end.
------------
oh wait, theres a loop-hole !
hang onto your hats fellas.
WUT DAh FLYIN' FUCK IZ WRANG WIT GURLS ??
i mean come the fluck onn.
when the hell did i miss all this. its some trick, right?
it has to be.
this has happened to me A-LOT!
a very lot.
what do i speak of, you ask?
well, let's see.
I am brandon. Howdy, hello gutentag.
ok fuck up the mouth for a sec.
girls the subject here.
I am a mensa, formed mind and my speech is adequate enough to lure any female of a sound
mentality.
it's not that hard. Speak some pleastantries, don't act like a dick and goal achieved.
they will almost eat out of your hand.
so... why is it they act so freaking serious all the time!!
or are they just weak as fuck?
i mean really REALLY weak.
like a pebble hits them in the ankle, they cry and run home, lock the door and never go outside the rest of the day?
WHAT.
ok. makes no sense.
i speak for however long. days, weeks. months... EVEN YEARS.
i make a comment they find unformidable in even the slightest way ...
AND POOF..
g'bye Brandon!
I AM SERIUS.
ha, you get it? cuz of my previous statement about girls being too serious.
I mean , i laugh all the time. i joke all the time.
I am the sickest mofo this side of the planet. Aliens want to get down to earth and make a greeting, i walk right up and join them.
but ..yea. I am not actually MAD? i mean i dont think i am.
I am a mental sickness as of quality to the Joker.
yes, yes.
but...
girls..
they are as sensitive as a ..hm thats a hard one.
Ok brandon 2. take a step right in there.
COME ON.
well.... girls are delicate flowers and want to be treated with respect, kindness and mutual understanding. NO pressures and harsh words plus they are protected by parents since their earliest of years and it brings them up to be adults with dignified accordance.
0____________o
i....
uhm
-kicks in the gut-
he spiraled back into the hole in the wall.
THAT'S why i dont want brandon 2 around. He's as bad as they are.
PSH, the simpleton.
anyways. where was I.
Yes. girls suck! the end.
------------
oh wait, theres a loop-hole !
hang onto your hats fellas.
Saturday, July 4, 2015
DORY MCLEAN, she only...14
METALOCALYPSE
presents..
ZAZZ BLAMMYMATAZZ
the story of legend.
a rockstar, Dr Rockzo, who does c-c-ca-cocaine. and his bandmates..
till 1 performance he engages an underage girl after the show..
and stuff goes wrong.
over 20 years later since 81' he meets her again..
AGE, FATTT!!!! AND FATT.
his facial reactions are the BEST.
DAMN, YOU OLDDDDD."
...and fat.
until...realization Dory.. HAD A DAUGHTER..!
Sunday, March 8, 2015
Thursday, February 26, 2015
Monday, February 9, 2015
this was supah soakur!
we are happy.
we are 1.
i can do this...
she makes me so happy. i am seriously.
we are 1.
i can do this...
she makes me so happy. i am seriously.
Tuesday, February 3, 2015
GROUNDHOG DAY fur real shadows.
FEBRUARY 2nd....
the happening of my exertion into town..
heres some pix.
You need them.
need to start working & shit >.omg.<
all a very engaging fun had by myself.
very simple and fulfilling.
Great Job Newberg, Oregon.
the happening of my exertion into town..
heres some pix.
You need them.
need to start working & shit >.omg.<
all a very engaging fun had by myself.
very simple and fulfilling.
Great Job Newberg, Oregon.
Monday, February 2, 2015
SUuUUUUUUUPER BOWL SUNDAY AY AY...
well SUPER BOWL
and by bowl i mean that cozy box that will grip down on my johnson!
yep, thats right its all gonna happen.
and then i will marry her.
@ND shit will happen. LOTS OF IT.
i might be overshooting it....or NOT AT ALL.
ha!
the joy i get.
CAUTION: BEYOND THIS PT
WILL GROSS YOU OUT-------
heres some fun...my girlfriend did for me.
hehe oh boy was i!
hardee har.
(fun night with Saffie Chim too BTW.)
crawlin & Spiderin
but yes.. check this?
idk. LOOOOOOOK AWAAAAY.
meant only for 1 girl!
ONE. one. one...
my lovely girlfriend and co-captain
LIA TALLIS!
and by bowl i mean that cozy box that will grip down on my johnson!
yep, thats right its all gonna happen.
and then i will marry her.
@ND shit will happen. LOTS OF IT.
i might be overshooting it....or NOT AT ALL.
ha!
the joy i get.
CAUTION: BEYOND THIS PT
WILL GROSS YOU OUT-------
heres some fun...my girlfriend did for me.
hehe oh boy was i!
hardee har.
(fun night with Saffie Chim too BTW.)
crawlin & Spiderin
but yes.. check this?
idk. LOOOOOOOK AWAAAAY.
meant only for 1 girl!
ONE. one. one...
my lovely girlfriend and co-captain
LIA TALLIS!
Tuesday, January 6, 2015
B.BAD -drugCorp
the big ka-boom!
oh yes.
wow man, the effect on that was tiiiiight.
oh yes.
wow man, the effect on that was tiiiiight.
and so...is the end..of GUSTAVO FRING.
*Spanish corporate business mogul extraordinaire*.
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