QUESTION OF THE FEM CORPUS DOMINGUS HOMEOSAPIEN

ok, lets start off with a blunt statement.

WUT DAh FLYIN' FUCK IZ WRANG WIT GURLS ??

i mean come the fluck onn.
when the hell did i miss all this. its some trick, right?
 it has to be.
this has happened to me A-LOT!
a very lot.



what do i speak of, you ask?
well, let's see.
I am brandon. Howdy, hello gutentag.
ok fuck up the mouth for a sec.
girls the subject here.
I am a mensa, formed mind and my speech is adequate enough to lure any female of a sound
mentality.
it's not that hard. Speak some pleastantries, don't act like a dick and goal achieved.
they will almost eat out of your hand.

so... why is it they act so freaking serious all the time!!
or are they just weak as fuck?
i mean really REALLY weak.



like a pebble hits them in the ankle, they cry and run home, lock the door and never go outside the rest of the day?
WHAT.
ok. makes no sense.
 i speak for however long. days, weeks. months... EVEN YEARS.
i make a comment they find unformidable in even the slightest way ...
AND POOF..

g'bye Brandon!


I AM SERIUS.
ha, you get it? cuz of my previous statement about girls being too serious.

I mean , i laugh all the time. i joke all the time.
I am the sickest mofo this side of the planet. Aliens want to get down to earth and make a greeting, i walk right up and join them.

but ..yea. I am not actually MAD? i mean i dont think i am.
I am a mental sickness as of quality to the Joker.
yes, yes.
but...
girls..


they are as sensitive as a ..hm thats a hard one.
Ok brandon 2. take a step right in there.
COME ON.
well.... girls are delicate flowers and want to be treated with respect, kindness and mutual understanding. NO pressures and harsh words plus they are protected by parents since their earliest of years and it brings them up to be adults with dignified accordance.


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i....
uhm
-kicks in the gut-
he spiraled back into the hole in the wall.
THAT'S why i dont want brandon 2 around. He's as bad as they are.
PSH, the simpleton.

anyways. where was I.
Yes. girls suck! the end.

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oh wait, theres a loop-hole !
hang onto your hats fellas.